😂It is important to deal with your inslinkurities.😂
😛Slinkebrities are well known across the globe for their twisted personalities.😛
😘I hope life doesn't find you in a tangle. I slink you're pretty awesome.😘
🌴Now is not the time to be slinking off.🌴
🛋I tried to buy a slinky sofa but my cheque bounced.🛋
📎When it comes to metal slinkies I'm too rusty.📎
😖The slinky was under a lot of stress and finally snapped.😖
😎Holding two slinkies requires slinktwoition.😎
💅🏿I showed a construction worker my slinky pinky. They complained my nails weren't straight enough.💅🏿
🥋It’s one thing to be a Slinky side kick, but to get a leg up you need to learn how to slink with your feet and toes.🥋
💧The Slinky-slide wasn’t fun for many. “Made me spiral” exclaimed a patron.💧
🎖 The Vernal colonel is an astute officer. Renowned for her flexibility. She recently went on holiday to decompress. 🎖
😮Someone injured their left eye playing with a slinky. They weren't skilled enough with stares.😮
😊Slinky nostalgia springs back memories.😊
🌐Slinkuzis bring many tourists to curlique avenue. No one can figure out why they cause such a splash.🌐
📃A high dislinktion in slinky manipulation looks good on your resume.📃
🏊I found the slinkronised swimming an enthtralling watch. Undiveided attention the whole way through. The way the team pooled their resources was slinkcredible.🏊
😬To deliberately tangle another's slinky is an unslinkable act.😬
🕹You can always trust Springtendo to publish the best slinky games on the market.🕹
🌉What was Shane slinking to throw his toys over the Golden Gate Bridge? Undeniably made lots of waves in the local community. His parents couldn't understand why someone would toy around like that. Wonder how the media will spin this story (maybe they'll be crickets).🌉
🎩You don't wand to know how much a slinkgician practices their craft. The audience was all hands on deck trying to figure out the coil trick.🎩
🏰I tried to build a sliand castle but the foundation was too unstable. You wouldn't undersand. Shame as the spiral staircase looked promising.🏰
🌊It is important to give a dehydrated slinky natural spring water.🌊
👵An old slinky is no spring chicken anymore!👵
Would you watch the Slinkiana Jones movies?
Slinkiana Jones and the Ravers of the lost flow arts
Slinkiana Jones and the Tangle of Doom
Slinkiana Jones and the Last Rave
Slinkiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Springy coils
